All Fun & Games Until Grandma Hurls Or Falls Over
Yeah, party grandma, slam that pumpkin beer down. Lose your balance, fall over, break your hip and maybe you'll get your own Life-Alert commercial endorsement to make enough bank to cover your visit to the ER.
Sorry, maybe she's just up for a good time and not an alcoholic falling off the wagon just to impress some young football fans. You tell me.