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12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.

Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:

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14 Jokes About Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Getting Divorced

So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways.

Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.

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10 Jokes About the Rapture

So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.

So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.

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Charlie Sheen Reveals Steroid Use While Shooting ‘Major League’

Long before he dabbled in tiger’s blood, Charlie Sheen was taking substances that would be embraced by a generation of baseball stars.

The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has admitted he took steroids while shooting ‘Major League.’

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Cute Dog Wearing Cone Finds Creative Way to Climb Stairs [VIDEO]

Sometimes we’re asked to think outside the box, but this dog named Lucy has had to think outside the cone.

The pooch had undergone surgery on her head, forcing her to wear a plastic cone to keep the stitches safe. The handicap, however, led to a conundrum: how to get up a flight of stairs?

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Boston Bruins Defeat Vancouver Canucks to Win Stanley Cup

So much for home ice advantage.

The Boston Bruins defeated the Vancouver Canucks, 4-0, on the Canucks’ home ice Wednesday night to win the Stanley Cup, the first time the franchise has claimed hockey’s holy grail since 1972.

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