Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Wanted Man Turns Himself in, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?
South Dakota Guy Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
George ‘The Animal’ Steele Dead at 79, Twitter Mourns
One of wrestling's biggest icons has passed away.
Tostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-Changer
Tostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.
Watch Intense Footage of Speeding Train Plowing Violently Through FedEx Truck
This nasty crash was bad, but it could've been a whole heck of a lot worse.
Sierra Nevada Issues Gigantic 36-State Recall
Important news for beer drinkers.
Fired Employee Destroys Plane, Should Get a Stress Ball Instead
There's gotta be a better way to work through your feelings.
Own Winter With a Rapid Fire Snowball Machine Gun
Tired of getting destroyed when you have a snowball fight? Well, consider this the beginning of a never-ending winning streak.