Dictionary.com defines "lard-ass" as ... "a person having unusually large buttocks."

 

So, I think you’ll find this amusing. If you type "lard-ass" on some cell phones, it will auto-correct to "Kardashian."

 

. . . And that, friends, is why they're called SMART phones.

 

Here's a Cheech & Chong companion piece, to watch, as long as we're on the subject.

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