Major dick steals bike, tries to sell it 160 miles away on Craigs List and gets busted big time for a felony, all recorded. Guy tries to get away but can't. And he's so classy, he leaves his girlfriend behind.

The only thing I would like to see done different, is not calling the police, but calling his buddies with baseball bats to perform a tuneup. But this was the right thing to do. Now, just the perp is going to jail. I hate thieves like this.