Cap’n Crunch Not An Actual Captain?
There may be mutiny afoot on the S.S. Guppy as Cap’n Crunch’s rank has been called into question. Well, the Cap’n is ready to crunchatize those rumors.
A Reddit user posted the photo above, bringing about the question of Cap’n Crunch’s rank. He points out that the Cap’n only bears three stripes rather than four, making him a commander. According to the U.S. Department of Defense, a Navy Commander has three stripes on his sleeve, whereas a Captain has four stripes. Don’t think that the Cap’n was going to just sit there and take the allegations. Here is how the Cap’n responded to the claims via Twitter.
It can not be clear at this point whether an extensive investigation is to follow. On a related note; when the Cap’n was asked about his cereal cutting the roof of people’s mouths, he declined to comment.