Cheyenne’s Five Best Bars To Make a Bad Decision

It's Friday night, you hate your job, you hate your boss and your soon to be ex wife hates you.  It's time to make a bad decision. Luckily, there's several watering holes here in Cheyenne where you can act like a total idiot and you won't remember a thing in the morning.

Here's our completely subjective list of the Capital City's 5 Best Bars to Make a Bad Decision:

1. The Crown Bar - It's named after whiskey, that's your first clue. It's a dive that caters to a wide range of clientele, from the degenerate old drunk dude who bellied up to the bar around noon, to cowboys, bikers and young people pretending they're at "the club". By the end of the night, the guys will outnumber women four to one. They will still try to talk to every woman in the bar, but it won't matter, because she won't be able to hear a word they're saying.

2. The Outlaw Saloon - On a warm weekend night, thousands of cool kids, cowboys and tourists will pack into this rowdy den of humanity. By the end of a typical evening, you'll see hundreds of drunk chicks line dancing, drunk dudes fighting over those drunk chicks, and a couple guys peeing in the bathroom sink. As an added bonus, you can compound your poor decision upstairs at the card table.

3. Cadillac Ranch - You won't find any Cadillacs or ranchers here. However, if you're covered in Axe body spray and you want to leer at women in their early 20's dancing to a club banger from two years ago, this is your spot. The decor is classy and elegant, much nicer than than just about any other place in Cheyenne, and the scantily clad bartenders are easy on the eyes. Eventually, you'll be cramped into an uncomfortably close space with a group of frat boys repeatedly screaming "Jager". And there's a chance one of them might end up puking on your shoes in the parking lot.

4. Goofy's Tavern / Daisy Duke's - If you just got off work and your goal is to be hammered by 7 p.m, happy hour at Goofy's was the place. Sadly, it's no longer open, which is a shame because you could spend a couple hours chatting up the friendly locals in this unassuming dive, a few of whom would generously offer to buy you a drink. By the time you stumbled out, you'd have spent less than twenty bucks and you were ready for bed. It's now called Daisy Dukes and although not a lot has changed, for many, it will never be the same.

5. The Four Winds - This neighborhood bar could easily be renamed "Three Sheets to the Wind", because that's what you'll be after an evening at this dive. You'll be greeted by a surprisingly eclectic mix of friendly young people and old timers, professional and blue collar alike. They pour 'em stiff, the jukebox is rockin' and you won't want to leave. If you're going out for a 'drink or two', there's a good chance that one drink could turn into several.