If you flew through Denver International Airport in the past year and DIDN'T get groped by the TSA . . . maybe it's cuz you’re ugly!

Two TSA screeners in Denver were busted for running a scheme so one of them could fondle men's JUNK.  One would see a male passenger he thought was handsome, and give a signal to a female coworker running the body scanner.  Then she would press the button saying a WOMAN was about to be scanned.

So when the guy walked through, the machine would flag him because of the package in his pants.  The guy's junk would literally set off the alarm. Then the male TSA agent would pull the guy aside for a pat down.  And since the machine had said there was an anomaly in the groin area, the pat down would focus on that region.

Their supervisor finally caught them in February.  The woman admitted what they'd been doing, and they were both fired.  But no victims have come forward, so no charges have been filed.

That takes some balls.

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