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In Search of ‘Father Figure’ to Host Backyard Barbecue

A craigslist ad went viral over the weekend, after a group of friends decided that their barbecues were missing a key element. Every barbecue wouldn’t be complete without the “Generic Father Figure.”

Just ahead of Father’s Day, a group of friends from Spokane, WA decided to put out an ad looking for a Dad. The following is what duties are required by whomever fills the position.

Duties include:

  • Grilling hamburgers and hot dogs (whilst drinking beer, of course)
  • Bringing your own grill (subject to change, but meat will be provided by party planners)
  • Referring to attendees as Big Guy, Chief, Sport, Champ, etc.
  • Talk about dad things like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc.

The perfect candidate will meet the following qualifications:

  • A minimum of 18 years experience as a father
  • A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
  • An appreciation of cold beer on a hot summer day

*Bonus points if your name is Bill, Randy or Dave.

Spokane, North Idaho News & Weather KHQ.com

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