Internet Idiot Claims To Be Kurt Cobain

For most of us, the world wide web is a welcome distraction from our otherwise busy lives. For a select few, however, it can be a desperate cry for attention.  Take, for example, this idiot from Seattle who claims he is Kurt Cobain.

The man insists that he staged his own suicide in 1994 to escape from the relentless media attention. He also alleges that he has remained in contact with his wife Courtney Love, who helped him perpetuate the hoax nearly two decades ago.

Now, evidently, he wants his old life back.  He contends that he is planning a new album titled "I Did NOT Kill Myself...I'm Alive", which he intends to release soon.  Other future plans include fathering a new child with Love and launching a Facebook Fan Page. Read more about the self proclaimed Kurt Cobain's outlandish comeback here.