"If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we'll give her a year's supply of TP to help with her 'runs'."

- Charmin

A jogger in Colorado Springs, Colorado has been stopping and dropping “a load” in the family yard of Cathy Budde several times. Her children saw her first, saying “There’s a lady taking a poop.” That’s no lady and a plea to stop proved useless as the “Mad Pooper” jogged said sorry and ran off after leaving another steaming loaf, despite the public restrooms in a park across the street.

Police are asking for the public’s help, but so far, she has yet to be wiped away. She is also suspect in a couple of other “poopings.”

Now toilet paper maker Charmin has offered a year’s supply of toilet paper reward if she will turn herself in.

@Charmin

 

Who could turn down this offer to cut the crap?

“The average America uses 60 sheets of toilet paper daily, ripping through a roll of Charmin in about three days. Rolls of Charmin can be purchased online for about $1.50 per roll. That could net the suspect about $150 worth of the hygiene supplies.”

 

“Residents have had it up to here with her s**t.” TMZ

“Remember it is your civic doody to help bring an end to this poopetrator.” @drew_nerd

“Favorite alternative nickname? Charmin Sandiego.” @ctmeche