Real Man Uses Fake Woman for Stupid-Bad Sex [VIDEO]
It was 2:45 in the morning, and Justin Dale Little Jim decided he was going to some get action by any means necessary.
So the 28-year old broke the glass door at the MVP Late Night sex shop in Woodbridge, Virginia, grabbed himself a blow-up doll, and took her into a dark closet where he "attempted sexual relations."
When cops responding to a burglary call arrived, they sent a police dog into the store to sniff out the intruder. The pooch quickly found its mark, and, to add insult to injury, it ended up taking a bite out of Little Jim, who was clad only in women's underwear.
“It’s sad because of our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it,” said Jerry Poe, the shop's manager, of the crime.
Little Jim was charged with burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property. Learn more about this randy robbery below.