Meet the World’s Grossest Dog

This is Fred.  On the rare occasion he is well behaved, I claim him.  However, today he is my girlfriend's dog.

This weekend, I came home to discover that Fred had found a pair of my boxer shorts in the hamper and decided to eat the crotch and butt out of them.

It wasn't difficult to figure out that Fred was the culprit.  When I walked in the door, he had my boxers hanging around his head.

Clearly, Fred has issues.