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Musicians, Is There Truth In This Letterman Top 10?

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David Letterman’s Top 10 Ways A Musician Knows He’s Getting Older:

#10) It becomes more important to find a place on stage for your fan than for your amp,

#9) You have to stop the song because your ibuprofen fell behind the speaker,

#8) All your fans leave by 9:30,

#7) You check the TV schedule before booking a gig,

#6) You need a nap before, during and after the gig,

#5) The only Rolling Stones you care about are in your gallbladder,

#4) You start listing your truss as a business expense,

#3) The only white powder you have is on your feet,

#2) You actually ask the guitar player to turn up,

 

And The Number One Way A Musician Knows He’s Getting Older …

 

You don’t recover from a Saturday night gig until Tuesday.

Ah the art of proper booking of a gig. Thanks Dave.

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