Political Correctness 101- You’re Kids May Be Using These On You

In this day of political correctness, it seems that thought police are never ending. It's bad enough we have to deal with it at work, but now our kids?

Back in the day, your parents could really call you out for being lazy, talkative in class or just for being shy. But not anymore.

No, now the PC Police have a way for your kids to counteract those accusations with 'justifiable' comebacks in the name of political correctness.

Ministry 127 came up with some statements, that will help arm your child with some really good politically correct comebacks.

1. Your child's bedroom is no longer thought to be 'cluttered', but is not 'passage-restrictive.'
2. If your child loses his homework, it's no longer 'missing', but is rather having an 'out of notebook experience.'
3. If your child is being accused of 'talking to much' in class, not to fear. She's not talking too much, she is just 'abundantly verbal.'
4. Remember passing notes in class? If your kid gets caught by the teacher engaging in this, you can respond by saying that they were 'participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations.'
5. And for your kiddos who like to play sports. They don't have stinky socks anymore, but they do have 'odor-retentive athletic footwear.'

Now that you have been armed, you can either give an answer for your child or you can now say you have been armed to counteract your child when they give crazy excuses during the school year