A Nigerian restaurant was closed and 11 people arrested after authorities got a tip that the restaurant serving an alternative to your standard beef steak: human flesh. Well, really it was a couple human heads. Same diff.

In addition to the heads, police found two AK-47 rifles,  dozens of rounds of ammunitions and several mobile phones. In addition to a number of other weapons that weren't described. We can only begin to wonder what else was found in that place.... makes you shudder, doesn't it?

The best part of the story, released by The International Business Times, was a brief interview by a pastor, who said, "I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700 (£2.5), I was surprised. So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price."

Dude....there's an awful lot more to worry about than simply the price. Especially if you're a pastor. God save us all.