Santa Can Skip My House [VIDEO]

My Shiney Hiney® LLC. claims they have a gift for the person who has everything. My Shiney Hiney is a cleansing brush set specifically designed for your back door.

It comes with applicator brush, three medium bristle replaceable brush heads, a suction cup shower holder and the finger brush for an even more intimate cleanse. Available in four colors and a selection between two different bristle options. (So far, there’s no wire brush, chisel or high pressure power-wash attachments.... yet).

The Cleansing Creams come in three unique scents: Lemon Verbena, Citrus Ginger and Passion Fruit. The Whitening Cream can be applied to fade and whiten dark skin for a more even complexion, all while conditioning and soothing the skin for a moisturized and calming effect.

I'm all for excellent personal hygiene, butt this??

1^st, this is too much information.

2^nd, shouldn't this be marketed towards dogs? They’re always sniffing each others rear ends.Just sayin'.