Steaming Pile Shows Bear Drove Car Into Mailbox
An evidently Subaru hating bear broke into a car in Durango, Colorado and took it for a short ride. A very short ride. It crashed into the mailbox at the end of a driveway.
La Plata County Sheriff’s deputies said a bear was to blame after they found a steaming pile of fresh evidence in the car.
“After the bear broke into the car, it likely released the parking brake somehow.” – Durango Herald
The bear also ripped up the interior, pulled the steering wheel off the shaft, ripped the radio out of the dash and busted out the back window.
I suspect it could have been a bear gang initiation. (kidding)
It should have just asked for the keys! GROAN! “Stop me, before I joke again!”
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