Yellowstone Super Volcano Could Be Delayed By Sacrificing A Stupid Tourist Every Year [SATIRE]Yellowstone Super Volcano Could Be Delayed By Sacrificing A Stupid Tourist Every Year [SATIRE]To help keep the Super Volcano from blowing its top, perhaps we should offer up a sacrifice to the heavens. Rick RoddamRick Roddam
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