It's time once again for our monthly roundup of the most desperate guys and gals in Wyoming.  Here's the best of this month's Missed Connections from the Wyoming Craigslist Page.

1.  Casper Woman With a Tigger Tattoo

A long time ago I hooked up with this gal in Casper over a weekend that had a large tattoo of Tigger on her back. If you are her, or know her, have her hit me up. Would love to grab some drinks or something. BTW I'm pretty sure her name was Brenda.

2. Speaking of Tattoos

You were wearing a leopard print shirt in the Safeway off Greeley Hwy in Cheyenne. We checked each other out as I left. Email me with what your tattoo says and I'll tell you who I am. I had a blue hat.

3. Disco Pants in Cheyenne

I saw you at Chick-fil-A in the mall at Cheyenne. You were the most beautiful pair shaped woman I have ever seen. You had on these floral pattern, kind of retro 70's, disco pants with the flared legs at the bottom. With every graceful step you made, I could see everything that made you so wonderful in motion and could not keep my eyes off you for a second. It was amazingly seductive watching your every move. As you made those flowers on your perfect rear end dance, it put the biggest smile on my face. 

4. A Helping Hand at McDonald's in Casper

Came back to get breakfast again this morning. Was really hoping you were working the drive thru again, and sure enough you were there. You probably didn't even notice you did it, but when you handed my change back, you used one hand to give me the coins, and the other to hold the back of my hand so I didn't drop it, which gave me butterflies when you did it. You probably do that for a hundred different cars every morning, so I doubt there was anything meant by it. But in the small chance there was, I would love to get to know you more. If you are interested, feel free to email me here, or even make more of a move next time. If you're not sure this is you, get back to me and I'll give you a description of what you looked like this morning. All I'll say on here is you had red hair tied back in a ponytail. 

5. And the Creepiest Dude of the Month Awards Goes to...

Looking for help finding Laura who I met on February 14 in Laramie at a hotel during breakfast. We talked at breakfast while her 14 year old daughter slept in their room. She's married and both she and hubby are in the oil and gas industry.

If you know Laura, please consider alerting her that the guy she met and talked with is curious about meeting in the future for a discrete friendship situation, and to reply to this posting! Carefully, obviously. I don't normally do this sort of thing but...

Join us again next month when another group of desperately dateless dudes attempt to break up happy families with anonymous internet posts.

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