The Least Romantic Walks in Cheyenne

As the sun begins to set, starts things off with a few extra special walking tours of the historic motels on East Lincolnway off of Logan Avenue. Stop into the local bars for shots of your favorite bottom-shelf whiskies and mosey on down to the local television station where you may still have a chance to make it on the late-night news.
Bonus points: Do it barefoot.

The evening begins with a lovely stop at the community family planning center. Roll down the hill and stroll on down through Central Avenue. Although there are some genuinely decent food places, ignore them. In fact tell your date they are really good, then pull out your pockets exposing the lint and shrug. But if you have a few bucks, sample some of the finer taps at the bars along the way. Romantically video any street fights you may witness. End the walk chatting with the local folks napping under the viaduct above the train tracks.

Bonus: End your date with a feral dog wrestling match, as loose animals generally frequent that area.

This morning walk is particularly useful if you have a chronic gas problem but need to blame other sources. The stroll begins near the creek. Sip the water to gain any superhero powers that may arrive from the refreshing source.  Then casually stroll along the fence of the refinery appreciating the rust and sulfur nuances that  speckle the delicate skyline. As you turn on to Fifth Street, prepare for love as your date nearly gets hit by a red-light running worker bee. Continue along the external edge of the property. If you would like to get stopped by security or police, take a photo to raise questions of homeland security.

Bonus: Stroll until you make it to Walmart and battle bumper-cart style on the motorized shopping carts.

Although history buffs and goths may actually appreciate this walk, it is a great way to get exercise with a blind date you may not want to revisit.

During the dark hours of the night, arrive with your date in all black with all-white makeup on. Along the path stop at random older headstones, take selfies using the very dated Snapchat filters.

Be sure to tag your date if you post any to Facebook. Then politely sneak away leaving your date to to their own 'Thriller' imagination. But if your date knows the thriller moves, the date is probably a keeper.