This Month’s Best ‘Missed Connections’ From The Wyoming Craigslist Page

It's time once again for our monthly roundup of lonely singles trolling for love on the Wyoming Craigslist page. Here's the best Missed Connections from the past month.

1. Gillette Man Seeking Voluptuous Redhead For 'No Strings Attached', Friends with Benefits Style Relationship

Let's face it, the dating pool is pretty shallow in Gillette. But this guy's not willing to settle for just anyone.

"I'm looking for a no strings attached meeting in the Gillette area. Possible friend with benefits if we click. I prefer bigger women, size 12-20 with D cup or bigger. Age range isn't that big of a deal, 21-45-ish. I prefer red heads with freckles. I'm 5'11", 250 pounds, and very discreet."

2. Picking up a "spare" at the Bowling Alley in Casper

Sure, she's married, but she's also one helluva bowler

"We were bowling together Saturday night. We were flirting. I told you that you looked great, but to keep that between us because you are married. I picked you up and threw you around. I know you are interested. I am too. I have to try."

3. I Jumped Your Car in Cheyenne, Now I Want to Jump Your Bones...and Your Friend's Too

He can be your hero, baby.  Or your friend's. Either way.

"I jumped your car outside of the Papa John's on Lincolnway. You two chicks seemed pretty cool. I should've got your numbers! I doubt you'll see this. But I can't really figure out how else to get a hold of you guys. But we should definitely hang out, if you do see this ;)"

4. Man Longs For Recently Paroled Ex-Convict

This guy wants to help rehabilitate a former criminal.

"I am looking for a woman who just got out of prison in December of  2014. I'm sorry the way it was, but i want to apologize to you. You know who this is; the man with the sexy tattoos on his left side."

5. Comparing Tattoos at the Truck Stop in Rawlins

We both have matching tree tattoos on our arms?  Surely, we are destined to be together.

"To the cute girl at the TA in Rawlins. We compared tattoos; both of us have a tree on our forearms. Kicking myself for not getting your name and following up. I can tell you are crazy fun."

Honorable Mention:  Chicks Dig Santa Claus

"I saw you at the Burger King in Wheatland. You had on a blue checked blouse. I was the guy who looked like Santa in a Sturgis shirt. Would like very much to connect."

Join us again next month as more desperately dateless Wyoming singles declare their anonymous love for total strangers online at Wyoming.craigslist.org.