If you were hoping to collect all the "Star Wars" merchandise that's coming out in conjunction with the new movie, I have news for you:  You probably can't afford it.  Especially not THIS:

This watch based on Darth Vader's TIE Fighter, and it costs $28,500. What makes it worth that much are

Glass-reinforced nylon belts with multiple high-tech optical recognition cells, micro-step motors, and 313 electrical contacts. There’s more but not from me.

They're only making 500 of these, so if you're interested, you might want to take out that home equity loan ASAP.  And hey, it also comes with CUFF LINKS, if that makes you feel better.