Teri told me to go plant a tree, but I have a better idea, Earth Day Tips!

Earth Day tip #7. Remember to dispose of used motor oil properly by placing it in a Styrofoam cooler and burying it at least 2 ft. deep near a river. It takes thousands of years but wait until you see what happens. It's pretty cool.

Earth Day Tip #119. There's only one way to get rid of old tires. Burn 'em. This gets rid of an eyesore and exercises valuable lung tissue in people and animals that will fail if it doesn't get a work out. The giant plume of black smoke coming from your back yard shows that you care and that spring cleaning is well underway at your house.

These are from a redneck friend of mine and they are not very earth-friendly, but funny as hell.