Sean called this one in this morning. "What's the 'N' on their helmuts stand for?... (K)nowledge!"

Thanks Sean! Got a good one?

"How can you tell if someone in Nebraska is married?  The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck."

 

"What does the average University Of Nebraska student get on his SAT?  Drool."

 

and yours?

 

 

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