Have you ever thought...Hmmm I could just steal these shrimp by putting them down my pants?  Nope me either...but what's the worst that could happen if you did?  Follow the story and find out...

While grocery shopping last Thursday, Pennsylvania resident Brian McDaniel decided he wanted to chow down on some shrimp.

Instead of paying for them like your typical consumer, he allegedly shoved the bag down his pants and tried to saunter out of the store.  Unfortunately for 37-year-old McDaniel, a security guard spotted him in the act and attempted to stop him on his way out. In an effort to keep his shrimp, McDaniel assaulted the guard. He now faces assault and robbery charges and is currently held on bail for $10,000.

[MSNBC News]