A Cheyenne man is facing several charges after police arrested him while he was cooking a meal in someone else's without permission, according to a post on the Cheyenne Police Department Facebook page.

The post includes the following account of the arrest of 34-year-old Joseph Merriwether on Sept.1 in the 1900 Block of Logan Avenue after police received a report of a burglary:

''Upon arrival police located Joshua Meriwether, 34, inside the victim’s home, without authorization, cooking breakfast. The menu included hash browns and biscuits.

But no toast?!?! ....Maybe he was lack “toast” intolerant.

Meriwether was booked into the Laramie County Detention Center on the charges of Burglary, Theft, and Possession of Methamphetamine.

This kitchen is closed.''