Steaming Pile Shows Bear Drove Car Into Mailbox

An evidently Subaru hating bear broke into a car in Durango, Colorado and took it for a short ride. A very short ride. It crashed into the mailbox at the end of a driveway.

La Plata County Sheriff’s deputies said a bear was to blame after they found a steaming pile of fresh evidence in the car.

“After the bear broke into the car, it likely released the parking brake somehow.” – Durango Herald

The bear also ripped up the interior, pulled the steering wheel off the shaft, ripped the radio out of the dash and busted out the back window.

I suspect it could have been a bear gang initiation. (kidding)

It should have just asked for the keys! GROAN! "Stop me, before I joke again!"