drugged

A girl is being driven home after having her wisdom teeth removed. Still under the effects of the dentist's drugs, she thinks doctors cut her lips off. Her amused mother gave the girl a container of ice cream and the girl thinks it is made from a dead moose...

It’s party season and I’m fine with people partying, until they get behind the wheel. Too many people are killed and injured each year because some idiot had to get their buzz on. My opinion is Darwinian. Wrap your car around a tree and die, gee, that’s a shame...