Saxophone

What do you do if you have bears approach your home? The correct answer apparently is to get out your saxophone and play as bad as you can really really loud if a new video share is to be believed.

It happens all the time, you need a cow or two, but they're scattered all over the field. What do you do? Call them in with a saxophone of course. Vanilla Ice for ice cream? Soul for chocolate milk? Barry Manilow for cheese?