Will He Take Sheep, Cows, and Goats For Her? [VIDEO]

A guy in Kenya is offering a massive dowry for Malia Obama's hand in marriage, including 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats.  Malia is only 16, but this lawyer with lots of livestock has been hot for her since she was 9.

Felix Kiprono says he'll teach Malia how to milk a cow, and cook traditional porridge and sour milk like other woman there. So there's that.

He hopes to make his offer to President Obama in person during his Kenya visit in July. Of course with Obama’s shrewd negotiating skills, he could probably get the dude to toss in an aardvark to seal the deal.