It's pretty darn cold, start the cold jokes rolling this morning!

When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring! The dogs were wearing cats! Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! Colder than a well diggers belt buckle. When we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream! and my favorite: Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!