Growing up, my parents were always told: "Your son is going to grow-up to be either a Senator or a Radio DJ." Well, they were right. I hate politics and I love music. I reason the reason my 'rents always heard this was my non-stop chatter. I never shut up. One day they gave me a microphone and put that talent to good use. I believe that music is the only thing that separates us from the animals... Well, that and opposable thumbs. I have always had a love for all types of music and I am blessed to be working a career that involves listening to music all day. "No Regrets," ...that is my motto. That, and "Everybody Wang Chung tonight"
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