I'm not talking about having five CB antennas that are so tall they hit overpasses.  (Well, not just that!)

According to Guyism.com, here are some of the stupidest ways to accessorize your car:

  • Flames
  • Underbody Neon Lights
  • Trailer Hitch Testicles

By the way, how about a car that has an American flag sticking out both sides?