French Fry Vending Machine?

Belgians claim to have invented the French Fry, and now they claim to have invented the perfect French fry vending machine. Using hot beef fat and €2.50 ($3.33 US) the fries are done in 90 seconds and come with ketchup, or mayonnaise.

Would you trust vending machine fries? How long have those potatoes been in there? When did you last change that grease? Is that a roach in the cup?

Fresh Fires? Doubt it.