Jobs You Won’t Believe You Can Outsource
The idea of jobs going to India or China or Mexico stinks. But, what if you could outsource some of the crappy stuff you’d rather not do — or outsource some cool stuff that improves the quality of your life?
According to Cracked.com, here are some jobs you won’t believe you can outsource:
Hire Fake Paparazzi to Follow You Around — The company Celeb 4 A Day has branches in L.A., Austin, New York and San Francisco. (firstname.lastname@example.org or 646-688-5217)
An Alibi for Any Offense — If you are in trouble and need help getting out, consider the Alibi Network, which bills itself as a “cutting edge full service discreet agency providing alibis and excuses for absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues.” (866-312-4064)
Someone to Dump Your Significant Other for You — The company iDUMP4U has decided to capitalize on your pain by offering its services to dump your significant other, charging $10 for a basic breakup, $25 to call off an engagement and $50 to announce a divorce. (Contact iDUMP4U at IDump4U.com)
If you could hire someone right now to do anything for you, what would it be and why?