The idea of jobs going to India or China or Mexico stinks. But, what if you could outsource some of the crappy stuff you'd rather not do -- or outsource some cool stuff that improves the quality of your life?

According to Cracked.com, here are some jobs you won't believe you can outsource:

Hire Fake Paparazzi to Follow You Around -- The company Celeb 4 A Day has branches in L.A., Austin, New York and San Francisco. (media@celeb4aday.com or 646-688-5217)

An Alibi for Any Offense -- If you are in trouble and need help getting out, consider the Alibi Network, which bills itself as a "cutting edge full service discreet agency providing alibis and excuses for absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues." (866-312-4064)

Someone to Dump Your Significant Other for You -- The company iDUMP4U has decided to capitalize on your pain by offering its services to dump your significant other, charging $10 for a basic breakup, $25 to call off an engagement and $50 to announce a divorce. (Contact iDUMP4U at IDump4U.com)

If you could hire someone right now to do anything for you, what would it be and why?