Saint Nick is REAL But Unfortunately He Is DEAD
We are barely into October and we are already seeing Christmas decorations pop up at retail stores all over town. We are also seeing people already engaging in some "bah hum buggery." We got some good news and bad news to share. Good news is Santa is REAL, but the bad news is he has been dead for over 1700 years. A team of archaeologists believe they may have uncovered the tomb of Saint Nicholas. He is the saint that the Santa Claus legend is derived from. Archaeologists believe that the tomb they discovered in Turkey, is from the 4th century, and contains the remains of Santa.
The archaeologist say that the process of unearthing the tomb may take some time, so odds are they wont have Santa dug up before Christmas. Sorry Kids!