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10 Lines From “Star Wars” You Wouldn’t Want to Hear After Sex [VIDEO]

Maybe he just had too much time on his hands, but someone went through the "Star Wars" movies and found the top ten lines you WOULDN'T want to hear someone say during or AFTER sex.

My favorite is number three, when Han Solo yells at Chewbacca, "Get in there you big, hairy oaf

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Jimmy Fallon Is “Boss” At Dissing Governor Christie [VIDEO]

It's no secret that Gov. Chris Christie is taking some flack for being accused of tying up traffic on a major bridge in New Jersey to allegedly get back at a political rival, and as a result, he's been the butt of many a joke for many comedians, including Jimmy Fallon!

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Youtube
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“You Might Be From Wyoming If…”

We had a good discussion earlier today about why some things are different in Wyoming than in other states, and while looking up some differences, I stumbled upon this list that helps define our Cowboy state. To coin a phrase from Jeff Foxworthy in his “You might be a Redneck if…”series, this list might help you determine that “You might be from Wyoming if…”so here goes!

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James Taylor at Game 2 World Series, Youtube
James Taylor at Game 2 World Series, Youtube
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James Taylor Nearly Blows National Anthem [VIDEO]

It’s not an easy song to sing, just ask the countless artists who have completely botched the lyrics to our National Anthem! During game 2 of the World Series, James Taylor nearly ended up on that list, by forgetting what song he was singing!

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Metallica And Justice For All
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Weird Laws That Are Still In The Law Books

Weird to think that in this day and age we would still have laws at are actually in the books?  Laws like:  “It’s illegal for a woman in Memphis, Tennessee to drive without a man waving a red flag in front of them?"  Or how "flirting in San Antonio, Texas could get you in big trouble because you’d be breaking the law," even if you barely batted an eyelash at someone?  Gizmodo

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Man Carrying Woman in the Rain Finds Unexpected Hole in Ground [VIDEO]

Who said 'chivalry is dead'? This video shows a selfless act of a man carrying a woman to safety in these flooded streets. Too bad for that hole in the ground.

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Matt Cardy, Getty Images
Matt Cardy, Getty Images
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Monty Python’s John Cleese With A Funny English Take On Syria And Terrorist Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross

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RESTAURANT CLOSES
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Restaurant Tells Off Entire City After Closing [PHOTO]

I can't imagine how hard it would be to open a restaurant in any town. Sava Italiano in Texas was trying to run a business with great food, but the people of this town apparently didn't appreciate it. When they closed shop, they decided to have the final word by posting this sign.

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YouTube
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Taken, But Your Dad Is No Liam Neeson

What if the movie Taken happened for real?...What if YOUR dad was forced to hunt down and kill the men who kidnapped you? Would he be like this dad?

 

So goes the premise for this funny video from Captain Hippo.

 

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Gregory Moine, Flkr
Gregory Moine, Flkr
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Benefits Of War, Lets Collect The Set

"Attacking Syria is risky, but if we go to war with another Middle Eastern country, we get a free sub!!" - Jess Dweck"

 
Inspiration, you're welcome

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Flying Dildo Disrupts Press Conference. Wait, What?

We interrupt this prolonged litany of bu!!$#!7 to replace the heavy Russian gravity with the introduction of levity and...... a Flying Dildo!

Just that phrase alone reverts 93.2% of us back to our Jr

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Bear Gets Munchies

In Colorado Springs, Colorado, where pot is legal, this bear makes a second hit on a restaurant's dumpster for some late night snackage.

Walking upright and pulling the "rolling buffet," it would seem Yogi has gone from Pic-a-nic baskets to dumpsters

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