101.9 KING Radio » Rapture http://kingfm.com Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:44:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 10 Jokes About the Rapture http://kingfm.com/10-jokes-about-the-rapture/ http://kingfm.com/10-jokes-about-the-rapture/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:15:06 +0000 Drew Weisholtz http://tsminteractive.com/?p=55723 So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.

So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you’ve got good ones? We’d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.

]]> http://kingfm.com/10-jokes-about-the-rapture/feed/ 0 Spencer Platt, Getty Images Need a Pet Sitter After the Rapture? There Really is One! http://kingfm.com/need-a-pet-sitter-after-the-rapture-there-really-is-one/ http://kingfm.com/need-a-pet-sitter-after-the-rapture-there-really-is-one/#comments Sat, 21 May 2011 03:48:29 +0000 Grateful Mike http://kingfm.com/?p=3734 Do you need someone to take care of your pets after being swept up in the rapture on Judgement Day?

There's a group of atheists who claim they will look after you dog or cat when you're gone.

Most Rapture experts say that when the faithful go to Jesus, their pets will stay on Earth with the non-believers

]]> http://kingfm.com/need-a-pet-sitter-after-the-rapture-there-really-is-one/feed/ 0 Actress Joanna Krupa and dog (Chris Weeks/Getty)