Wyoming’s Jackalope Breeding Program Is A Success

There's a pin that goes with this, so it must be true.

A Jackalope Captive Breeding Program?

I did not know that the Jackalope needed any help breeding.

They are kind of a rabbit-ish-thing.

They usually have no problem increasing their numbers.

Yet, here it is, for sale, online.

Join the Cryptid Conservation Corps to protect the rarest animals of all: the ones that are never seen but always overlooked.

First sighted in Douglas, Wyoming in 1932, the Jackalope is one of the most beloved and mysterious cryptids.

Wild Jackalopes are endangered because hunters often mistake them for deer and because (despite their cousin, the hare's reputation for fertility) their antlers often disrupt breeding.

The Captive Breeding Program works to preserve these majestic creatures (or mystic creatures if you want to see it that way).

Our worldwide network of volunteers maintains programs like the Jackalope Captive Breeding Program to help preserve these supernatural resources for future generations.

CONFUSED? Watch the history of the Jackalope in the video below.

High-quality hard enamel pin
1.2 wide x 2" tall
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This pin has two clasps to keep it in place.

Well, there you go. The program has a pin so it must exist. RIGHT?

If you're thinking that the Jackalope is not real, then you must watch the video below.

That video is from the Tate Geological Museum in Casper, Wyoming (again, this has to be real, right?).

To keep the species going join up and get your pin today!

Look, you were going to spend your money on stupid crap anyway, so, why not?