Wyoming Craigslist ‘Missed Connections’ of the Month
It's time once again for our monthly roundup of lonely singles, and creepy married guys, trolling for romance online.
1. Peeping Tom in Cheyenne
"I don't know if you know, although I think you do, but I've been watching you work out through your window. You have to know I'm watching you because you open the curtains every time before your workout to make sure I can see. If you are reading this and want me to help you stretch during your warm ups let me know. I'll make sure you get a good stretch."
2. Laramie Lady Looking for Love in the Produce Aisle
"I don't know if you quit or changed shifts or what. I saw you many nights in the summer working in the produce section at Safeway. You are tall and handsome with dark hair and a deep voice. The last time I saw you I had resolved to give you my phone number. I had it on a note in my pocket but chickened out even after I passed by you a few times. I swore I was going to give it to you next time but haven't seen you. I swear I saw you Tuesday night shopping at Safeway, but you were on the phone so I didn't bother you. I still want to give you the note I have in my wallet with my number on it and take you on a date. I remember what your name tag said because I like your name as much as your eyes."
3. Flying the Friendly Skies
"Slim chance you will see this. I doubt you look at cl post or that you are single but... what the hell, worth a shot. We were on the same flight from Laramie to DIA. You had reddish brown hair, beautiful eyes and an unforgettable smile. Me, blonde hair, ball cap, black coat. We made eye contact and smiled several times. I wish I would have talked to you."
4. Throw Back Thursday
"1990 girl from Buffalo: Very much of a long shot, but you were brunette and about 18 at the time. I was 28-ish. I rescued you from your boyfriend and we stayed at my little house for about a week. But my life was kind of in a mess at the time and I couldn't support you. So you called your parents in Buffalo and they drove up to get you and take you back. 20 years later, I still think about you and wonder how you are. I would love to reconnect . I drove a black El Camino, and was into motorcycles."
5. Wrong Number in Laramie
"Hey, I gave you my number at Wal-Mart like two days ago in the Speedy Check out lane so we could hang out and it was the wrong number!!! My bad!!! Message me hopefully we can still hang out! You seem awesome!"
Join us again next month for another thrilling episode of Wyoming Craigslist Missed Connections. Happy Valentine's Day.