An inventor in France has created a new pill that makes your flatulence smell like CHOCOLATE.  It's all-natural and herbal, and only costs $16 to get a package of 60 capsules delivered.

65 year old Christian Poincheval had a flatulent dinner with friends where ‘Our farts were so smelly we nearly suffocated. Something had to be done.’ He concocted some herbal pills of ‘mixed vegetable charcoal, fennel, seaweed, plant resin and blueberry.’

He started selling rose scented pills in 2006 and sales have been good. Now Christian has created the Father Christmas Fart Pill – that smells of chocolate.

‘Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always sees a surge in sales.’

Call them barking spiders, air biscuits or just a toot, scent or not, before you release, make sure it’s a fart and not a shart.