Sending Wyoming Warmth In A Bottle

As was recently reported Wyoming temperatures have dropped so low the state is currently colder than Antarctica over the Christmas holiday.

New Year's weekend in Wyoming will be even colder, as hard as that might be to believe.

A fellow can only take so much, which is why I sent an urgent letter to my sister in Florida asking her to bottle some warmth and rush deliver it back to me in Wyoming.

I'm sure Florida has some law against sending their precious warmth out of state. If  you do know anyone down south, though I would suggest asking for bottled warmth on the "down low." Don't let southern state officials know what is in the package. Label it as a late Christmas present, or something like that, if you must.

No word yet on what the TSA has to say about carrying a bottle of air on a passenger plane.