Mad Pooper UPDATE – Charmin Puts Up Reward

 

"If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we'll give her a year's supply of TP to help with her 'runs'."

- Charmin

A jogger in Colorado Springs, Colorado has been stopping and dropping “a load” in the family yard of Cathy Budde several times. Her children saw her first, saying “There’s a lady taking a poop.” That’s no lady and a plea to stop proved useless as the “Mad Pooper” jogged said sorry and ran off after leaving another steaming loaf, despite the public restrooms in a park across the street.

Police are asking for the public’s help, but so far, she has yet to be wiped away. She is also suspect in a couple of other “poopings.”

Now toilet paper maker Charmin has offered a year’s supply of toilet paper reward if she will turn herself in.

Who could turn down this offer to cut the crap?

“The average America uses 60 sheets of toilet paper daily, ripping through a roll of Charmin in about three days. Rolls of Charmin can be purchased online for about $1.50 per roll. That could net the suspect about $150 worth of the hygiene supplies.”

- Gazette

“Residents have had it up to here with her s**t.” TMZ

“Remember it is your civic doody to help bring an end to this poopetrator.” @drew_nerd

“Favorite alternative nickname? Charmin Sandiego.” @ctmeche