The Top 10 Responses To The ‘Cheyenne Streaker’ on Social Media

Friday afternoon, CBS News Channel 5 reported that a naked man was seen running westbound along Interstate 80 near the new Wal-Mart store in Cheyenne. Sadly, the Cheyenne Streaker got away before the Wyoming Highway Patrol could find him.

The strange story prompted some hysterical reactions on social media. In honor of those clever commenters, here's the Top 10 Responses to the Cheyenne Streaker Story, courtesy of the CBS News Channel 5 Facebook page.

10. Stacey M. Stuart Cheyenne's finest can't find a naked man running down the road. 

9.  Dave Graeber Attention Walmart shoppers! BIG sale on "birthday suits"!!!!! Haha

8.  Mike Hughes At Wal-Mart now. No naked people. Bunch of strange looking folks, but they all have clothes on.

7. Raelynn Betty Mills Frank the tank, Frank the tank !

6. Bacon Tangeman Maybe he has a disguise on now? Like a fake moustache or a hat. 

5. Tori Johnson Rosenthal There are many seasons in Wyoming that streaking is not safe for dangling body parts.

4. Johnny Sanderson How did law enforcement respond? Hopefully not with a heads up

3. Julie Edgar Gliem If they catch him, is a pat down necessary?

2. Andrea Valdez Cisneros Naked lives matter

1. Brad Godfrey Not the hero Cheyenne needs; the hero Cheyenne deserves

Well played, Cheyenne.